Is it coz I is past it? – Part II

More incomprehensible club news in today's Metro:

"Whatever you want to call it, London's grime scene has blossomed of late.
It’s taken the likes of Dizzee Rascal, Wiley and Shystie to lead the stripped-bare MC-led street sound out of the playground but it's been worth the wait.
There isn’t another form of British dance music that's currently chewing up and spitting out a more taxing and interesting earful than this."

And this one is just plain silly:

"Austro-German jazz and aeroplanes: two modern phenomena that are almost completely unfathomable yet can take you to enormous heights.
Only boffins really know how planes get off the ground, but visitors to Technique can at least get to grips with the groove Anschluss, in the shape of Peter Kruder."

London's grime scene – what’s that? Has Mr Trebus been reincarnated as a 'turntablist' in that imaginary place called Clubland?

And I really must take issue with the aeroplanes thing. Pilots get them off the ground, boffins sit in darkened rooms doing hard sums and dribbling over computer-generated women.

I suggest, rather than giving yourself tinnitus listening to loud music, go and see Fahrenheit 9/11.

Or Shrek 2!