A cunning plan

I can be so thick some times. My chiropractor said I should simply tell the physio I no longer see him and get her to treat me anyway.

Why didn’t I think of that?

The Other Half sent this to popular humour magazine
Viz today:

"Profanisaurus entry Chavsport n - Pastimes indulged by those who wear tracksuits but don't actually do any sport, e.g. Supermarket sweeps, smacking children and running away from the police."

Tee Hee! But not to be confused with Jewish chavs in America, innit!