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My good friend and Chief Bridesmaid Jenny has agreed to take me under her wing and become my personal trainer. And so far the service has been pretty impressive.

We have worked out an exercise plan (cycle to work twice a week, go for a 30min fast walk once a week, something over the weekend - pilates plus walk, cycle, swim) and gone over what foods to eat.

I even received an email today checking that I was sticking to the plan, which I am (it's only been three days!).

So, I will be a thin, fit and healthy bride come July!

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